I didn't get the promotion. Krabs : Welcome . Please, I didn't do it. How many seconds was that? Mr . With the helmets and the big monuments... Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? Greeting, subjects. - Please, tell King Neptune all about me. Neptune: Have this pole executed at once. Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. Curses! - What? Hey, you guys! Squidward: [interrupts him, and covers himself] SpongeBob! Gary ! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again. You mean that we're attractive? I think I made my point. All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied... - In bar... - Bar... Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. I'm not stalling anything. I'm the royal crown polisher. - All right, we get the point. Oh, boy. For your information, we are not kids, we are men. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪, [They stop at a gas station right before the country line. Nothing. What you really wanted was inside you all along. - I'm stalling. Dinghy ahoy. I know. - I was bad, I'm sorry! Pirate ⚓ Formerly on the Dinghy: It's right ✔ here, captain ‍✈️. The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Patrick: [Downcast and realizing SpongeBob's point] Sorry. - Phil. He's got money. [Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Crown Polisher: Bless you, Princess Mindy. No resting! The bowls are stacked sideways] Waiter!! Can I get a minute? If we run now, we'll never stop... Run, SpongeBob! And it’s finally going to come true ! But it's my job, Your Highness. Dennis, very annoyed, stomps up to them and tears their lips off. Squidward. Dad, your "crown"... What the...? SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. [He notices SpongeBob in the bathtub scrubbing his back], SpongeBob: ♪...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...♪. Bubble party! Thanks, buddy. Karen ‍♀️: Don't get worked up ⬆ again ❌, Plankton , I just mopped the floors . SpongeBob: There it is, Pat. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. You've got nothing to worry about. There is nothing else I can do. - Thanks. I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. French Narrator: Hey, wait a minute. Plankton. Dinghy off the port bow. And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? Hey, waiter, we need another one over here. [excitedly] Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! SpongeBob: Who's it gonna be, Gary? The most impressive thing about the Avengers: Endgame script is how the screenwriters were able to juggle all of the various characters and scenes and still somehow keep things coherent and entertaining. Pirates: [off-screen] Dinghy off the port bow! Ah , the sea . Step on us? - Patrick, shush. On the other side of this... ...deep, dark... ...dangerous... - Hazardous. - Heck, no! I know. I'm ready. ... [Opens the trunk] I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Are they laughing at us? Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! Dinghy ahoy. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Where's your love and compassion? Come on, kid, give it up. I got it! I got it! No, look at the sign. No! [Holds SpongeBob] Look at this little guy. Hey, look, it's making noise. But we'll never be able to float down in time. No? He's right. Go to him now, Krabs. [excitedly] Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! Come on, pal. Dinghy off the port bow. Victor, the bartender, sees it. Promotion. Now that we're men We can do anything Now that we're men We are invincible Now that we're men We'll go to Shell City Get the crown, save the town And Mr. Krabs Now that we're men We have facial hair Now that we're men I change my underwear Now that we're men We've got a manly flair We've got the stuff We're tough enough to save the day We never had a chance when we were kids No! It's right here, captain. I can do it. Yeah ! - Come on, Pat, one more time. SpongeBob? Now, where were we? [Goes outside] So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Three cheers for the manager! And a Knucklehead McSpazatron! What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? SpongeBob: [Stops running] Eww, I think I stepped in something. Yeah. I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction. We then see a pirate ⚓ on a look-out post . I didn't get the promotion. - I'm supposed to get a toy with this. - A ding-a-ling. - Anything for you, Perch. All hail Plankton. Mr. Krabs: [sobbing] Wait, Neptune! Plankton : No , I am not on my way ↕ over [mocks SpongeBob ] to the grand-opening ceremony . Open your eyes. [waves arms to back ⬅ off at reporters/citizens]. The new manager is a loyal , hard-working employee . You got a name ? Sorry , Plankton . Until today, that is. I'm the manager of this establishment. You never had a chance to defeat me, fool. Hi, Mr. Krabs. K ✊. Avengers: Endgame PLOT Story beats - Avengers: Endgame script. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. Then people would line 〰 up ☝ to eat at my restaurant . I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. King Neptune: Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage. They're dead. Which is now in Shell City. Very well, then. I mean, you understand? But we're just... - Hey. Posted by 5 days ago. [sobs] By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah Fill her up, please. Spongebob Copypasta - Orthodox Christianity Don't know the creator. You just gotta believe in yourself. I'm ready. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. Back off! - Why do I always get the nuts? Hooray for SpongeBob! So who blew it? The theme song for the classic cartoon Spongebob Squarepants which premiered on May 1st, 1999 and is still going strong! What is this? Did you miss me? Let's find out. - He did it. Time to sing. Hey there, old buddy. Nothing can stop us now. [Mr. Krabs turns to SpongeBob, shell-shocked] I deserved that manager's job! “Copypasta” is slang for something you can copy and paste to respond to people in various situations, although why you’d want to respond as a fake, grandiose Navy Seal we don’t know. Ohhh ! I'm going in. Sorry, Plankton. Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant , for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty . Hooray for SpongeBob! - Yes. Who can stop me now? - Oh, boy. Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job. Because I'm an evil genius. Until today, that is. SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song. Get ahold of yourself, Eugene. Oh, right. I'm ready. We're just... ...kids. I'm making a complete what of myself? Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2! SpongeBob SquarePants. I don't even remember why I was sad. Good luck, SpongeBob. - I'm supposed to get a toy with this. - I paid . And I think we're next. Okay, Patrick, let's... You can let go now. - Just keep going. Nay! Ding-a-ling. I'm going in. Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. You've got nothing to worry about. Krabs : Closer , but no , no , no ⚠. Mrs . I'm tired of running. I got it. With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin, I command the two of you to turn into men! A Knucklehead McSpazatron. SpongeBob : There's no shower at work . Mindy: I gotta go. Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony? Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid. - Yes. [The perplexed crowd watches SpongeBob start to speak ] People of Bikini Bottom ⬇, as the manager ‍ of-. That's ✔ enough !! I didn't do it. SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards: SpongeBob SquarePants! [laughs] One secret formula to go, please. All right, Neptune, let's get it on. Patrick, check it out. And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. [Goes outside ] So enjoy today , Mr . No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. Krabs ♋ is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2 ✌. - Stalling? Two, please. Patrick: Now you're talking. Cookies help us deliver our Services. Squire, clear the room. Mindy: Where's your love and compassion? Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? - Shell City, here we come! Hello? [The two "nyuk" and slap their knees again.]. - What do you want? [Goes into the walk-in shower , eats soap , inserts ‍♀️ a hose in his head , and puffs up ☝ until soap comes out. Neptune ‍♂️: I am the king . Promotion . Krabs : Oh , for crying out loud , SpongeBob ! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery The Krusty Krab restaurant, where... - Back up. - He can do it in nine. Neptune: Squire! He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator. Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? Here you go, Perch. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune ‍♂️. Promotion. Thinning! That's right. SpongeBob : Who's it gonna be, Gary ? All right, let's do it for real. I listen to public radio. SpongeBob: Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... Now, let's see... - Dork? Anyone else? [Sees Patrick lying on the floor. Mindy: Father , I wish you'd try a little love ❤ and compassion ❤ instead of these harsh punishments . Oh, better luck next time, buddy. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y. Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. Morning. Krabs whispers again ] The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen ? And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. That's what I'm talking about. Fun at parties. Yeah! What makes you think you could? - Feast your eyes, Patrick. What have you got to lose? Who turned on the AC? All right, that's the last straw. Do you know what that means? Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants. Me underwear's on fire! [He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind]. What? Talk to me, Krabs. 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